stoopid.

Nobody really has to read these. These are just quotes from my friends and I that were absolutely hilarious/you just had to be there kinda quotes. I'm mainly just putting these on here so I can delete them from my facebook, but still have a place for them so I don't forget them.



"I bet most of the sex offenders live in apartments" - Jacinda
"What makes you say that?" - Me
"If I was a sex offender, I would definitely live in an apartment" - Jacinda

"She was trying to call you a dumpling" - Sarah
"yeah she was" - me

"Heck yeah we're going! We'll have ocean" - Sarah Lee

"Do you want to get stuffed crust pizza?" - Me
"Yes, I love cheese and I have diarrhea" - Anonymous haha

"Let's go to Sonic and get a drink." - Me
"I was just about to think that!" - Sarah

"So I was reading about this famous chicken in the 60's..." - Molly

"No joke, I've seen people dead from tetris and it's not pretty." - Sarah
"I want to have quintuplets, then I could have a show like Jon and Kate plus eight." - Sarah
"Yeah, except you'd have to be Jon and Kevin plus seven."- Me
(long pause)
"But your name isn't Jon.." - Me
*5 minutes later*
"And it wouldn't be plus seven, it'd be plus five." - Sarah
"Well, what boys name rhymes with five???"- Me

"I'm just a little bit loney" - Sarah

"I always make good spelling" - Sarah

As Melissa is going into a patient's room to teach them about circumcision care for the baby and give them a bottle.
"Here's the stuff to clean the circumcision, and here's his feed."

"WAIT! YOU guys didn't WARN me there was a blue one!!" - Ashley while trying to play guitar hero on Medium

"I should've dyed Easter Eggs on Christmas" - Ashley while trying to kill her ants w/ Vinegar.

"Make it move" - Sarah

"Where do you wanna?" - Sarah, when texting me about where we should eat... except she forgot the "eat"

Smelling myself - Me
"We smell like Mexican" - Sarah (meaning mexican food)

"Nice of you to wear your area rug".

"If a picture is worth a thousand words, dusting your shoulders off must be worth a million" - Rachel

"Do you need any favors?"- Kim

"Well I don't mean to interrupt, but did you know that global warming is going to kill us all" - Mr. Random

"I thought I had a stummy ache" - Sarah

"No guys, I'm like the best friend EVER!" - Melissa K.

"There is a sexual offender that lives like 2 houses down from me!" - Ashley
"Curtis might know him!"- Melissa
*laughter*
"Because he's police!!" - Melissa

"i'm so awesome it hurts" Sarah.... "awww do you want some tylenol" me

"What are you going to name your baby girl?" - Me and Sarah
"Sarahbrandi Baby Tovar" - Tarah

"I spelled sentence in a text message the other day "scentence" and then I actually sent it" - Kaylee

"How you DOING" - My Mom

"I bet she is a SIDS baby." - Sarah
"Yeah, probably" - Me
"Wait... I meant FAS" - Sarah
"I knew what you meant" - Me

"Yeah, Bedwetter." - Sarah
"His last name is Ledbetter huh?" - Me
"No, it's Bedwetter." - Sarah
"Yeah right." - Me
"Go look in the birth certificate room!" - Sarah

"Wake up in the morning lookin' like P.Diddy" - Kaylee
"Aaaaah I'm a black man!" - Me

"Is that a frog on the back of that guy's truck?"- Sarah
"I don't think so." - Me
"Well whatever it is, I'm not scared of it." -Sarah

as we were driving in the parking lot
"Why'd you stop?" -Kaylee
"Because there was a giant hole!" - Sarah
That's what she said.

"you don't have to ask me to pull up the covers! That's what naps are doing!" - Sarah

"Don't ever take the scenic route, they're forever..you can't turn around, you have to keep going" - Sarah as we pass a 1/4 of a mile scenic route

"Kevin doesn't have a truck." - Sarah

"What was that planet that they found out had water on it?" - April
"The moon?" - Me

Full sized aortic pump

I haven't updated in awhile.
I was going to wait until I started my P90x, but I figure I might as well write something.

I was thinking the other day while I was driving... most people can't count on one hand the amount of true friends they have. I can honestly say, I have more true friends in my life that go beyond both my hands. I don't know if I'm making sense. But anyway...

Isn't that rare?

I am so blessed to be surrounded by people who would do anything for me if I needed them to, and they know that I would be there for them any day.

How does someone get so lucky?

I know this is a mushy post, but I just had to share.

Since we're talking about friends... here's one of my favorite Friends' clips.



I love you all and I mean that from the bottom of my full sized aortic pump.

P90x the beginning before the beginning

I got my P90x in the mail finally.

It felt like Christmas again.

I was reading the manual and I noticed many misspellings.  I mean a lot.  It's like they worked really hard on the video and then thought, "Oh crap we needed to do that manual, lets type one up really fast".  That just bugs me.  I'll try not to hold it against them.  I am sort of a spelling nazi, although I'm not always the perfect speller I hate when it's obviously spelled wrong.  I think I saw "will" spelled "wilt"  and tough spelled "touagg".

This post is more about spelling than P90x I just realized.

Either way I'm starting P90x on February 1st.  I have my dumbbells, yoga mat, resistance bands, and a pull up bar.  Yes, a pull up bar.  I have never in my life been able to execute a full pull up, I don't think I can imagine myself doing one.  Supposedly I'll be able to after 90 days.  We will see.

I'll even make a before and after video just in case it's true.


It also bugs me when people spell or say "supposively" instead of "supposedly".
Writing that above reminded me of that annoyance.

Oh yeah, I finally joined twitter.  emoflosser   Add me.

Here's a funny video that happens... I mean it really does... everyday.

Exercise?

So since I lost weight relatively easy this summer, I'm at a plateau now. I would like to tone up and Faith's hubby, Britton did P90X and lost weight. My friend Ash's husband did P90X and toned up.

If both of those would work for me, that'd be nice. I bought it. It's on the way in the mail.

I'm definitely not posting before pics with a sports bra or anything.

I'm definitely not posting my inches and weight.

I will post progress of inches lost and weight lost... and if I get really tone, I may post after pics with before pics with clothes on.

I've lost quite a bit of weight since November 08'. One of these days I'll post some before pics of my heaviest... one of these days. They are pretty embarassing. Oh what prednisone and the stress of nursing school will do to you.

Here's a clip of what P90x is about.. it's short because I know your attention span is short. :)

a new year

In all honesty... 2009 wasn't that bad. I've had worse years. I have a good feeling about 2010.

Moments in 09:

January - Beginning of my last semester of nursing school

February - Getting closer to 3 of my classmates who I now consider 3 of my best friends.

March - Preceptorship...which is where I work now

April - Finishing up

May- graduation

June thru August - began my first nursing job. had the best summer of my life with my loves. got my heart broken. lived through it.

September - things settling down, trying new things.. didn't work out

October- trying to make it day by day

November- just living

December - life

Really eventful? eh. It was a good year.

See ya' '09, bring it on '10.

.... at work last night I think I wrote '09 on my orders about a billion times, it's gonna take some time. haha